A CLEVER DOG

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop.

He shoos him away but later the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note on

his mouth. He takes the note and it reads, "Can i have 1 sauceges and a leg of lamb, please?" the dog has

money in his mouth as well. the butcher looks inside and look and behold, there is a ten dollar note there.

So he takes the money and puts the sauceges and lamb in the bag, placing it in the dogs mouth.

The butcher is so impressed. And since its about closing time, he decides to shut up the shop and follow the

dog. So off he goes. the dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing.

The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and press the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights

to turn. They do and he walks across the road with the butcher following him. The dog then comes to a bus

stop and start looking at timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage.

The dog checks at the time and then sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus, the dog walks

around to the front, looks at the number and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. again, the dog

goes and loos at the number, notices it's the right bus and climbs on. The butcher by now, open mouthed

follows him into the bus. The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs. The dog looking at the

scenery. eventually he gets up and moves to the front of the bus. he stands on the back paws and pushes the

button to stop the bu. Then he goes off, is groceries still in is mouth. Well, dog and butcher are walking along

the road and then the dog turns into a house. He walks up the path, takes a big run and throw himself against

the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the door again and throw himself against it.
 
There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back the path, jumps up on an narrow wall and walks along

the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window and beats his head against it several times, walks back,

jump off and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door and start abusing the dog,

kicking him and punching him and swearing at him. The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "what in heavens

name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV for the life of me!"

To which the guy responds: "you call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog has

forgotten his key!"

REFLECTION:

Looks like some people will never be satisfied with what they have....