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A CLEVER DOG

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop.

He shoos him away but later the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note on

his mouth. He takes the note and it reads, "Can i have 1 sauceges and a leg of lamb, please?" the dog has

money in his mouth as well. the butcher looks inside and look and behold, there is a ten dollar note there.

So he takes the money and puts the sauceges and lamb in the bag, placing it in the dogs mouth.

The butcher is so impressed. And since its about closing time, he decides to shut up the shop and follow the

dog. So off he goes. the dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing.

The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and press the button. Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights

to turn. They do and he walks across the road with the butcher following him. The dog then comes to a bus

stop and start looking at timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage.

The dog checks at the time and then sits on one of the seats provided. Along comes a bus, the dog walks

around to the front, looks at the number and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. again, the dog

goes and loos at the number, notices it's the right bus and climbs on. The butcher by now, open mouthed

follows him into the bus. The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs. The dog looking at the

scenery. eventually he gets up and moves to the front of the bus. he stands on the back paws and pushes the

button to stop the bu. Then he goes off, is groceries still in is mouth. Well, dog and butcher are walking along

the road and then the dog turns into a house. He walks up the path, takes a big run and throw himself against

the door. He goes back down the path, runs up to the door again and throw himself against it.
 
There's no answer at the house, so the dog goes back the path, jumps up on an narrow wall and walks along

the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window and beats his head against it several times, walks back,

jump off and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door and start abusing the dog,

kicking him and punching him and swearing at him. The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "what in heavens

name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV for the life of me!"

To which the guy responds: "you call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog has

forgotten his key!"

REFLECTION:

Looks like some people will never be satisfied with what they have....


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ONE PIECE FAMOUS LINES / QUOTES



We shouldn't worry about being able to achieve our dreams, as long as we have the
desire to do it! ~ Coby

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When a guy gets flustered because someone calls him weak, it's proof that he
recognizes he IS weak. Let the outcome determine the weak and the strong."
~ Don Krieg

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History may reoccur, but humans could never go back to the past.
~Nico Robin

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Your honor isn´t worth your life
~ RedHair Shanks

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When I decided to follow my dream I had already discarded my life.
~Roronoa Zoro

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Being Alone Hurts worse than pain
~Luffy

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When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of
a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a
soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It's when... they are forgotten.
~ Dr. Hiriluk

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People don't fear god, fear itself is god.
~Enel

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Weakness is a sin.
~Crocodile

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Inherited Will, the Destiny of the Age, the Dreams of its People. As long as people
continue to pursue the meaning of freedom, these things will never cease.
~ Gol D. Roger

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A Sword that can cut anything is not a sword.
A Sword that can cut nothing can cut anything.
~Koshiro, Roronoa Zoro's teacher

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DYING IS NOT REPAYING A DEBT!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAVED YOU FOR!!! ONLY WEAK MEN
WOULD DIE AFTER SOMEONE SPARED THEIR LIVES!!!
~Monkey D. Luffy

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Sogeking: Do you want to know where the Island of Snipers is?
Chopper and Luffy: Yes! Where?
Sogeking: ......In your heart

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Just shut up with your god crap, already!!! What kind of GOD.
CAN'T SAVE A SINGLE DAMN THING??!!
~Monkey D. Luffy

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I've been traveling this sea for so many years...However, me being a skeleton and
having no shadow are two unrelated matters.
~Brooke

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You may be alone at this moment. but someday you'll find your own nakama.
nakama that will protect you. no one is born in this world being completely ALONE.
~Saulo

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When you are happy, LAUGH. which also means that if you laugh, you'll become HAPPY.
~ Saulo

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They say your very existence is a crime, but no matter what weapon you hold that
alone is never a crime. IT'S NEVER A CRIME TO EXIST.
~Franky

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Why did he smile...? Why? Did he know he would be saved? No. In that instant, he
must have understood that his life was going to end. Death. He accepted it. He was
fully prepared for it and smiled.
~Smoker

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You think risking your own life is enough? Try risking our lives along with yours!
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS!
~Luffy

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I'm always afraid that if i run. i'll leave sometjing important from behind.
~Fire Fist Ace

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When your friend is having a hard time. You should be there for him.
~Usopp

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Maybe nothing in this world happens by accident. As everything happens for a reason, our destiny slowly takes form.
~Rayleigh

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The Good Side of PAIN




Usually, when we get hurt, pain becomes the reason why we refuse to accept some

reality in life. But why don't we try to accept pain finding the reason why we have

to accept it. Since you are emotionally wounded and your heart is close for any

deals, it now turns for your mind to dictate the good side of being hurt.

PAIN exist not only to harder your life as to make it difficult. Actually, it is

heartache which give the assurance that we know how to love and that we are human.

And yet it s true that pain make your world stop turning and have the power to turn

your life into black and gray. This heartache is also the reason to prove that you

can move on. It is also give you the strength to FIGHT and STAND ON what you

believe in. As what they always said, "the more you get hurt, the ore you get

brave." And the best thing in this pain can do for you is to use it as an stepping

stone to reach our goal and dreams in life.

See? PAIN can spice your life. It adds color and sometimes excitement lies here.

It just that we get hurt because we are real human and when pain knocks at you, let

your mind run to getting out of pain so easy.

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